It's Warrior Time, People!

Remember Phil Collins? Ever wanted to see the Ultimate Warrior kick his ass? Here's your chance. You might have been too young at the time to remember what a complete weirdo the Ultimate Warrior really was. This additional viewing should clear that up for you. Sadly, the Warrior no longer roams the planet questing for demons to unleash upon The Hoganator. These days, the fallen Warrior can be found trolling the public motivational speaking circuit, presumably subsisting on the shriveled teat of his WWF fame. "Because Queering doesn't make the world work." Fight on Warrior, fight on.